Abel’s on the Lake We’re not sure whether it should be called Cain’s or Abel’s, but this place has definitely killed the prime-time spot next to Hula Hut, and not in a good way. As our friend Adam queried, will anything decent ever inhabit that space? The fleet of ditzy blonde waitresses (incessantly trying to sell tequila shots to us) and malfunctioning robotic busboys (we appreciated the top-off the first time, but it got annoying when he tried to refill our drinks after every sip we took; and pouring water in Liz’s tea didn’t help matters) ran rampant. As you can see from the picture above, the view simply cannot be beat. The business concept behind Abel’s makes sense: why would people make the trek to Oasis when they can be at Abel’s in 5 minutes, but the execution is lacking. The burgers including the veggie burger were clearly frozen patties from Sysco, but for some reason tasted way worse than stadium food. The fries, also frozen and bulk, were adequate but we didn’t get any of the seasoning they claimed to put on them. Surprisingly, I will absolutely return to Abel’s, but only for beer and the view. They can’t screw that up.
He says: They have Leinies on tap.
She says: The people watching on the deck and in the water can’t be beat. What dress code?
2 years ago